* Photo credit to The Closet * Poor Kristin Thompson. She looks like a Dawn doll no one wants to play with because her hair’s too short and she looks like she has a mustache. Liz and her lackey, Enid Rollins, are working with the… Read More »#53 – Second Chance
* Photo credit to The Closet * The chick in the middle is Kelly Bates, the twins’ nearly identical cousin. You can tell that she’s not Liz or Jess because she’s not sporting The All-Important Lavaliere. There’s not really so much to say about the… Read More »#45 – Family Secrets
* Photo credit to The Closet * Yeah, so that’s supposed to be Steven Wakefield and his lady love Cara Walker, who appears to be pretty cute at first glance, but when I examine closely, it’s up for debate. Steven—don’t get me started on him.… Read More »#44 – Pretenses
* Photo credit to The Closet * So dead Regina is now old news and Sandra Bacon’s back, as you can see, and, as the back cover tells us, she’s “finally found a boy to love.” A boy? The both of them look to be… Read More »#42 – Caught In The Middle
* Photo credit to The Closet * I think this is my favorite Sweet Valley High cover, mostly because it doesn’t look like an SVH cover. It looks like the cover for a 1970s movie poster about teen pregnancy. The one with the awesomely feathered… Read More »#41 – Outcast
* Photo credit to The Closet * What, from this image, has anything to do with a secret admirer? The chick with the serious headband is Penny Ayala, editor-in-chief of The Oracle, and she looks like a chick I went to college with, so I… Read More »#39 – Secret Admirer
* Photo credit to The Closet * Look at Liz, looking all aghast at Aaron Dallas, who’s ready punch his BFF Jeffrey French in the mouth. Shut your face, Liz, and get your mitts off his wrist! It disturbs me that Liz and Jeffrey look… Read More »#35 – Out Of Control
* Photo credit to The Closet * Let’s get the pesky moral out of the way: Even if you’re unhappy with how you look, it’s best to just be yourself and work with what you got. But only if you’re a hot, blond, privileged twin.… Read More »#32 – The New Jessica
* Photo credit to The Closet * Everyone sucks on this cover. They all look like griping mannequins, moping/modeling in the window of JC Penney’s. The high-waisted pants are killing me. I HATE how Enid is wearing a near-identical outfit to Liz, although it’s only… Read More »#29 – Bitter Rivals
* Photo credit to The Closet * Let’s chat about the front and back cover to Lovestruck. I think I could write a thesis-sized commentary on the outside of the book alone, but I’ll try to abridge it for those who are on the go.… Read More »#27 – Lovestruck