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Imagination Land: The Jungle: Part 1

Once the initial stretch of forest ends in Imagination Land, the path splits. To the direct left, the path teases the edge of the forest and makes it way back to the coast. The northwest path leads into the mountains, and to the right of that is a heavy curtain of leaves hiding a inky-black pond that turns into an acid-trip of a tributary, which I realize makes no sense at all at this point, but that explanation shall come another day.

Beyond the pond and on the other side of the tributary lies the jungle. Usually it’s dark when I tromp through it, but let’s add a bit of daylight to see what’s around…

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The Sixth Grade Scrapbook

Sixth grade was a time of real inspiration for me. I wanted to get into some real-life Wayside School is Falling Down-type adventures. I did my best to create them, as evidenced by the fantastical Wayside-esque novel my twelve-year-old self wrote, incorporating real-life friends and classmates in… Read More »The Sixth Grade Scrapbook

The Rules for the Game Bikini Snow Tag

After I was unceremoniously dumped during my first semester of freshman year, I acted out a bit. I also, with the help of Esquire and Tetra, invented a game! The rules even had different sections established by Roman numerals—that’s how you know shit’s for real.

We’ve only ever played Bikini Snow Tag once, and I’m not proud to say I was on the team that cheated. That ain’t right! Do look past the dubious integrity of a heartbroken nineteen-year-old and give the game a try yourself. The rules are below—grab some bikinis and get going!

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