Time for a dose of weird cat art, gang! But first, a little exposition.

For me, the most fun part about the cat-collecting app game Neko Atsume is naming the cats. Tubbs has become “Feast Beast.” Ms. Fortune is now “Mariah Carey.” The only cat that has kept its original name is Pasty, because “Pasty” is already solid. As proof that my real purpose in life is to be CEO of Cat Names, check out my cat-alogue:

I must give props to my husbo, who came up with gems such as Vice President Al Gore (not pictured).

Another fun part of Neko Atsume is using it to create weird cat art, i.e., crudely inserting screenshots of the cats in photographs of Old Hollywood legends. It shall surprise no one that I appreciate the ludicrous juxtaposition. Here is my collection thus far!